"Play with her butt, not her feelings."

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hellacutexo:

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

L M A O

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oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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